QUESTIONS
Asked often, answered plainly.
If it is not here, ring the farmhouse between eight and eight. Someone who has actually stayed in every unit will answer.
Ask it something.
15 questions, all of them
Two nights everywhere, three from June to August and over any holiday week. If you want one night, ring us — sometimes there is a gap we would rather fill.
Thirty per cent to hold the dates, the rest fourteen days before you arrive. No card details are stored on this site.
Full refund up to twenty-eight days out, half up to fourteen, nothing after that — but we will always try to move you rather than keep your money.
From four in the afternoon, out by ten. If the unit is free we will let you in earlier and we usually can, outside July.
Hard standing for six cars at the gate. Everything past that is on foot, which is the whole point of the place.
Callum lives at the farmhouse and is about most of the day. There is a number on the fridge that reaches a person, not a menu.
Yes, in all six, unmetered, off the estate spring. The Bath House at ninety metres has two deep baths as well.
A wood stove in every unit, laid before you arrive, and underfloor heating in the Lodge and the Bothy. Logs are included and there are always more.
A bar of 4G in the right spots. Real Wi-Fi only at the farmhouse and the Long Lodge. Most people stop looking by the second morning.
A breakfast box in the porch by eight. Farmhouse dinner at £34 a head if you order the day before. The village shop is eleven minutes away and shuts at six.
Two rings, a fridge and proper knives in every unit. The Lodge has an oven. Nobody has ever complained about the pans.
Four of the six take dogs at £12 a night, towels by the door. Leads past the low field from March — there is stock.
It might; it rains here two hundred and one days a year on average. Drying room, lit stove, wood-fired sauna. Nobody has ever asked for their money back over rain.
June to August, still evenings, near the water. Bad enough that we keep repellent in every unit and would rather say so now.
The Long Lodge is, from the car park to the bed, on hardcore the whole way. The Eyrie is eighteen minutes uphill and is not.
Still not sure?
Ring the farmhouse. We would rather talk you out of the wrong month than take the booking.